teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
(Source: zombieboyj)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I LOVE NINE
(Source: sarahxmay)
IT’S BACK OMG
FINALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER
I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(Source: shesbombb)
(Source: ribly)
do you ever see photosets from a fandom you’re not a part of and want to reblog it just because it’s so pretty
(Source: synchronize-daaance)
(Source: theamericankid)
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
Don Cheadle, on Robert Downey Jr.’s train-of-thought-derailing hands (x).
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
The Rosy Maple Moth الفراشة الوردية صاحبة الشعر الأشقر
♥◡♥ هي نوع نادر من الفراشات تعيش في أمريكا الشمالية
!!ما أحب الحشرات لكن فراشة روزي غير
جميلة ولونها أجمل<3 ! منجد سبحان الله
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
(Source: lipgallagher)
